3 little duckies!

Hey ho! I've got 3 little ducks.

Actually, they aren't ducks, but duck-geese. And duck-geese grow up to be very big and they weigh minimum 5 kilograms. Yum!

Of course if you want you can keep them for their eggs.

Last time we had ducks, (the post My Animals!) the 2 white ducks were so fit, that they could fly! They would fly maximum 20 meters across the yard to meet each other. Once they flew over the fence and the neighbours had to catch them. Or once a duck nearly went on the road.

While the duck-geese can't fly. That's the good thing about them. But who has seen a 5 kilo duck fly?!

I'll be writing a new post soon!

Christmas in Australia

Ho ho ho! (Please don't mistake me for Santa Claus!) Helooo? Anyone here want to learn how Australians spend their Christmas time? Come on, some volunteers! Is there someone after all? Then I'll begin.

Like Europeans, they eat, talk, and then open their presents, sing carols. They usually gather at the beach. They surf, and play beach ball. (Because Christmas in Australia comes in summer) But they have a special song, a Christmas song. Not about Jesus, nor angels, but about Santa Claus! (We'll talk about that later)

Someone know any Christmas jokes? Because I know one! It goes like this:

Who gives presents and has claws?

Santa Claws! (Claus)

What's red, black and white?

A very sooty Santa!

Why does Santa ride in a sleigh?

Because he can't afford an plane!

Why did the Australian say: OH MY!!!!!?????

Because a present fell on his head (a very heavy one too, for it was for him).

It's time, it's time to sing an special Australian song...

What's your type of country?

Well, guys, if you don’t like the country you’re living in then I’ve got some countries that you may like.

1# If you like cold beer, really hot weather and the sea – go to one of the Greek islands.

2# If you like spicy foods, very very hot weather and the city – go to Kuala Lumpur, the capital of Malaysia.

3# If you like fish and chips, hot weather and surfing – go to Australia.

4# If you like meat, potatoes and sour cabbage, cold weather and skating – go to Poland.

5# If you like to hike in the mountains, see breath-taking views and visit sheep-farms – go to New Zealand.

6# If you would like to see mini gardens, eat with sticks, and skiing - go to Japan.

I don't mean that you have to go there but I'm just guessing what's the right country for you. See u!